- Nobody actually eats the edible panties.
- No matter how furtive or quick the glance, a woman always knows when you're looking at her breasts.
- Never ask a woman why she's mad at you - she will only get madder for your not knowing.
- "Menage a trois" is French for "in your dreams."
- A good woman is as excited about a gift that costs nothing as she is about a gift that costs a lot. The perfect , quirky gift that shows you've been listening is worth 2x the value of anything you'd find at Tiffany's.
- If you're buying her a sex toy, do not presume she wants the biggest one... most likely she does not. Remember, re-chargeable batteries; the gift that keeps on giving.
Saturday, April 07, 2007
What Every Man Should Know
Splendidly Notated By 30-Something Girl posted around 11:19 PM
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Rules to live by.
Oddly enough, I've had some experience with #4 on your list. Way back when, on two occasions, my wife and I were approached by men who obviously hadn't read the rule. We declined both times. These incidents happened a couple of years apart, but in the same bar...which we haven't visited since.
#2 has been a struggle lately. I've moved from a job where not having much to look at made following the rule easy, to a new job where making eye contact can be a real challenge. Hopefully, I've managed.
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Not! I am laughing and your comment. I can just imagine this happening to you.
By the way, if there is someone out there that breaks rule #1 email me.
I like #5 the best. That's so me.
...great list!
rechargeable batteries are the greatest thing, aren't they ;) B.O.B loves them!
gina
Gina - I just knew you were going to say that Thom broke rule 1... Ha Ha Ha!
Trish - I completely agree.
lol...if edible panties were tv dinners....thom would need the hungry man version...
ohhh..this is getting out of control!
Long Live the Thom!
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