My Dog Ate My Post

So I will tell you a hysterical story my hoochie, Jersey told me today.

Years ago, they went to Mass and brought along a then five-year old cousin along. The Grandmother is trying to explain to the boy how they were going to visit with Jesus. Well they get to Mass and it was a full house so unfortunately they were in the back. For a brief second the boy sees the priest who he thinks is Jesus.

As the priest asks everyone to stand, the boy's view was blocked. As prayer started the boy screams out "I CAN'T SEE JESUS, I CAAANN'T SEEEE JEEESSSSUUUUSSSS."

Mortified, grandma tries to tell him to be quiet. Prayer is over and now it's time for communion. Standing in line for what seemed to be forever, when it was finally there turn, the boy could not understand why he could not partake in communion. Once again, he began screaming "I WANT A COOKIE" (the communion that he was not able to have).

I just laughed and laughed at this story....