Wednesday, March 22, 2006

The Girl’s Euphemisms

Enterdrainment: Any passive form of entertainment that is so incredibly mind numbing that it sucks the intelligence from the listener or viewer; ultimately over time reducing (or limiting) them to a simplistic proto-human mental state, incapable of cognition or rational thought.

Rootrage: A cavalier attitude toward others with lesser user privileges. (The new Executive talks down to everyone in her path … must be a rootrage day).

Slap on Your Plastics: Put your contacts in

Bill Clinton: My cheating Husband (Monica wasn't the only one that sucked on the job.)

Career Capsule: The cubical (cube) I work in.

Hoochie: A very good/best female friend. Once a Hoochie, always a Hoochie.

Hooch: A Hoochie, only male.

This list in ongoing. Feel free to add your own Euphemisms in comments and I will add them to the list.

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